Amiad Taub is not moved by the defeats of Israel's soccer and basketball teams. The Jewish mind never reached any unique athletic abilities, and Maccabi Tel Aviv's victories were won by Olssey Perry and Rice.
The white sport
Three things that do not mix with Jewish honor: meat and milk, oil and water, and Jews and sports. The Greeks invented the Olympic Games, the Romans built the magnificent Colosseum for gladiator competitions, and we win Nobel prizes. Not only did the anti-Semite, who ran the advertising office in the Byzantine period, decide to brand the Jew as a pale, type with a bulbous nose that worn suit and lent money to the neighborhood's residents. When the tennis leaders minted the term "white sport," the entrepreneurs did not think of the awkward Jew trying to leap over a hurdle in Bermuda pants.
The Jewish runner?
The brand has always been the 'Jewish mind'; And not the Jewish runner. It is not clear why we are disappointed by the defeats of Israel's teams, and are excited by every surprising achievement in artistic gymnastics (thanks to Gorbachev for immigration from the Soviet Union), or judo – a sport where a group of bodybuilders compete with
towel robes stolen from a hotel in the Dead Sea There were enough medals to divide, and then they decided to divide four medals and establish a weight category for every two kilos, just so that we could fall in love with the dull, minute competition, even though we have no idea what the difference is between Yoko and Ozari.
The Jewish Garden of Schortzianitis
It is not for nothing that the most successful and richest sportsman in the world is Eran Zehavi, but Pini Zahavi, the agent of the players and the coupon maker, who was recently involved in transferring the Neymar to Paris. Saint-Germain.
We have never been good at ball games, muscle development and swimming. We are more types of onslaught on a buffet, application development and web surfing, and even if in the Diaspora some Jews succeeded in physically ascertaining, the Jewish mind made sure to bring them to Israel and drown them in the Maccabiah. Our soccer legionnaires play in teams that were played by Kfar Kana from League C. They had a hard time losing them, and our only Omri Caspi is wearing the NBA benches, and the nearby Jewish synagogue, where Francois made sure the local team hired a Jewish actor for medicine. Maccabi Tel Aviv's European championships would not have come without players such as Olsay Perry, Macdonald, Parker, Schortzianitis, Reis , who would not sock gefilte fish with kneidlach in their mother's milk. In short, leave the athletes sport and establish another faculty.
